Sex Columns

Semen is a motherfucker

You don’t truly understand the term “burning sensation” until a bloke accidentally squirts cum into your eye. Forget: sand, eyelashes…

Suck(ed)

I thought he’d be good. I fantasised about fucking him for years. I watched him go through two girlfriends and…

Face-sitting

Sitting on a man’s face is one of life’s greatest joys. Because as the woman, you get to guide where…

There used to be a bloke

in fitzroy who had a fetish for soiled women’s undies he would walk the streets with a garbage bag and…