How to be a perfect mistress

Being a mistress takes a certain level of skill. It’s not a role designed for every woman.

  • If you’re a woman who is searching for love — forget it, you’ll get eaten alive!
  • If you’re a woman who has morals — mistresshood probably isn’t the right vocation for you.
  • If you’re a shag-bag with a hankering for ‘taken penis’ — then sign up HERE!

Historically being a mistress meant being a ‘kept woman’.  Now that women are able to support themselves — this is no longer the case.  Although — financial, travel and domestic supplements often still exist.​

Those who believe mistresses are degraded are missing the point. A mistress doesn’t require his love or devotion. She’s an entirely different animal. She craves his cock, spontaneity and freedom.

Rules of the Mistress:

Rule #1

Never ask questions! The less you know the better. Don’t ask about his wife, his home-life, his kids or his parents. There is no reason for you to know any of this. If you want to get to know something. Get to know what his cock feels like being shoved into your mouth.

Rule #2

As long as you have a hole in your arse — never EVER sleep with a friend’s husband. Same goes with work colleagues. As Forest Gump said — stupid is as stupid does.

Rule #3

A mistress worth her salt never kisses and tells. She is as secure as a bank safe. When you feel like opening your big trap — just remember it will be your undoing. 

Rule #4

DON’T FALL IN-LOVE WITH HIM. If you feel that you are — RUN!  Also this is a neon sign that you are not cut out to be a mistress. The perfect mistress is fairly ruthless. She enjoys the structure of the arrangement as much as he does.​

Rule #5

Make sure he turns his cell phone off when you catch up.

As MURPHY’S LAW will have it — his wife will start vibrating in his pocket whilst he’s eating your pussy.

You can bet your bottom dollar on it!

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