1. THE GRAPEFRUIT BLOWJOB
The grapefruit blowjob is the gold standard blowjob. Many men have said it feels like having a fuck and a blowjob at the same time. Grapefruit blowjobs are messy. So its probably best they take place in the kitchen or bathroom.
Before you start, check his cock for any cuts. Citrus juice will burn like a motherfucker if he has any open wounds or battle grazes from too much wanking.
Grab your grapefruit, squeezing it and kneading it with your hands, you want it all JUICY like a cunt before you cut it. Cut a decently sized slice off the grapefruit. Then cut out a hole in the middle of the grapefruit slice — think donut.
Start wanking him or sucking him to get him erect. Once he’s hard, then you can slip on the grapefruit wheel. The grapefruit slice should be tight around his penis. As if he’s inside a vagina. If the hole you’ve cut is too big, you may have to cut another slice and start again.
This does all sound like a lot of work. But its only a lot of work the FIRST time, while you’re working out logistics. The second and third time will be easy. And there will be a second and third time — believe me!! I have not met a man yet, that didn’t come back for seconds and thirds.
So whilst you’re sucking him, your hand is wanking him with the grapefruit slice at the same time. Don’t worry, this won’t take long. 5 minutes max!!!
Side note: Asking him to close his eyes or wear a blindfold also works well with this blowie
2. THE MARSHMALLOW BLOWJOB
The marshmallow blowie is great when it works. But I’ve found its a bit hit and miss. Basically you get two marshmallows, inserting one inside the mouth either side. He then places his hard cock in your mouth between the marshmallows which cushions his shaft as he penetrates and gives him extra stimulation.
The issue with this blowjob is the marshmallows begin to go soft and melt fairly quickly. But definitely worth exploring!
3. POP ROCKS BLOWJOB
Pop rocks are the candy that pops in your mouth. Throw some pop rocks in your mouth before placing his penis in there. The pop rocks will pop all around his shaft giving interesting sensations. If he likes it, you can add more. This BJ is so much fun but also very sloppy. But good sex is about getting dirty, no?
4. ICE CUBE BLOWJOB
For those who are into temperature play — this BJ is for you. Crush some ice and place it in your mouth before you suck him off. The feeling of the cold ice and your warm breath can do wonders in blowjob land.
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Blowjob artistry requires experimentation. When you have a bunch of oral sex techniques that you continually change. He won’t be forgetting you in a hurry. Let me give you the tip! (pun intended).