Sex Columns

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Vanessa’s sex columns have appeared in Maxim, Penthouse, GQ, The Daily Telegraph, The Sydney Morning Herald, The Huff Post and innumerable others. Vanessa’s work explores fierce female sexuality and self-exploitation.  

BLOWJOBS

The Health Benefits Of Swallowing | Penthouse Magazine

The Blowjob Seeker | Maxim Magazine

The Deepthroat Diva | Vanessa’s Blog

The Blowjob Artist | Huff Post

The Double Blowjob | Huff Post

The Python Blowjob | Huff Post 

Sucked | Vanessa’s Blog

10 Reasons Why I Would Rather Give A Blowjob Than Have Sex | Huff Post

The Art of Penis Worship | Huff Post

The Art of Road Head | Vanessa’s Blog

4 Creative Blowjobs to Give Him | Vanessa’s Blog

CUNNILINGUS

Don’t Be a Pussy. Just Eat My Pussy | Maxim Magazine

Being photographed whilst having my pussy eaten | Medium

Face-sitting | Vanessa’s Blog

Eat me | Vanessa’s Blog

ANAL SEX

Is Anal The New Black? | Vanessa’s Blog

The Joys Of Double Penetration: A Female Perspective | Penthouse Magazine

OBJECTIFYING MEN

The Sexual Objectification of Brett Sutton – The Spectator

LGBTQI

Biphobia | Vanessa’s Blog

Sex Is Weird For Everyone | Archer Magazine

Roxanne White: My Life As A Trans Woman | Huff Post

Spag n Drag: The Manly Sisters | Topic Media

GETTING FINGERED

Digital Pleasure | Vanessa’s Blog

GROUP SEX

Group Sex Manifesto | Vanessa’s Blog 

Thugby League Can’t Even Get A Gangbang Right | The Spectator

The Politics Of Group Sex | Vanessa’s Blog

THE MILITARY

My Soldier Uniform Fetish | Huff Post

The Wank Bank | Vanessa’s Blog

THE BEST FUCK OF MY LIFE

Mr. Nameless Fuck | Vanessa’s Blog

CUM

Soiled | Vanessa’s Blog

Craving His Cum | Vanessa’s Blog

Semen Is a Motherfucker | Vanessa’s Blog

Pre-cum | Vanessa’s Blog

Why I Love Sex Facials | Vanessa’s Blog

VIRGINS

The Virgin Princess | Vanessa’s Blog

PUBES

Bring Back The Bush | Huff Post

ADULTERY

As a mistress, I deserve your thanks, not your condemnation – The Daily Telegraph

How to be a perfect mistress | Vanessa’s Blog

Fuck Letters | Vanessa’s Blog

The Other Woman | Vanessa’s Blog

10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Girlfriends  Or Wives To Know | Vanessa’s Blog

DICK PICS

It’s raining Dick pics | The Spectator

THE OUTRAGEOUS SLUT

The Bangover | Vanessa’s Blog

My Sex Bucket List | Vanessa’s Blog

Addic(k)ted | Huff Post

Cockology | Vanessa’s Blog

My Vagina Runs My Life | Huff Post

The Power Between My Legs | Rebelle Society

Connecting with your inner slut | Vanessa’s Blog

Slut-shaming? A Sport Amongst Women | Vanessa’s Blog

What I’ve Learnt About My Sexuality Through Watching The Crown | Vanessa’s Blog

Eroticism & Me | Vanessa’s Blog

Every Tom, Dick and Harry | Vanessa’s Blog

The Other Side Of Slut-shaming | Huff Post

I’m An Authentic Whore | Huff Post

I’ve Reclaimed the Word – Whore | Huff Post

Why I Find Nudity, Porn and Vulgarity Empowering | Thought Catalog

There Is Nothing Better Than Sex | Thought Catalog

The Fullness Of Sex | Vanessa’s Blog

HANDJOBS & BALLPLAY

The Hum-Balls-Harlot | Huff Post

The Handjob Hussy | Huff Post

FREE THE FUCKING NIPPLE

Why Is My Choice Not To Wear A Bra Still Taboo? | Sydney Morning Herald

PORN

Why I Love Watching Gangbang Porn | Vanessa’s Blog

Coronavirus Porn | Maxim Magazine

7 Reasons Why I Love Watching Porn for The Male Gaze | Vanessa’s Blog

Are You Addicted to Pornography? | Maxim Magazine

Pornography: Neither A Culprit or a Cop-out | The Spectator

I Find Hardcore Porn Empowering | Vanessa’s Blog

How To Explain Your Porn Habit to Her | Maxim Magazine

Monster Porn | Vanessa’s Blog

ERECTIONS

The Beauty of an Erection | Huff Post

How To Last Longer | Maxim Magazine

SEX ADVICE FOR MEN

5 Reasons Why You’re Not Getting Any Pussy | Huff Post

You Should Be Proud To Be A Wanker | GQ Magazine

How To Orchestrate a Booty Call | Maxim Magazine

How To Spot a Bunny Boiler In Less Than Three Dates | Maxim Magazine

How To Navigate The #MeToo Era | Maxim Magazine

How To Tell If She’s Faking It | Maxim Magazine

8 Ways to Be More Erotic Outside the Bedroom | Maxim Magazine

101 Ways to Improve Your Sex Life | Maxim Magazine

The Politics of Office Sex | Penthouse Magazine

History Of The Camel Toe | Maxim Magazine

The Pickup Artist | Maxim Magazine

Turn-offs and Turn-ons when it comes to men | Vanessa’s Blog

How Does A Man Go About Introducing a Sex Toy In The Bedroom | Maxim Magazine

BDSM

What You Need to Know About Female Chastity | Maxim Magazine

The Art of Spanking | Maxim Magazine 

My Friend – The Spreader Bar | Huff Post

Please Spank Me! | Huff Post

Figging | Vanessa’s Blog

KINKS & FETISHES

Angry Sex | Maxim Magazine

Marilyn Manson Accusations & Kink-shaming | The Spectator 

Period Sex | Vanessa’s Blog 

I Love My Sex Bruises | Huff Post

Don’t Tell Me What Sex Acts I’m Allowed To Enjoy | Huff Post

SEX POSITIONS

On All Fours | Huff Post

5 Awesome Sex Positions For Girl-On-Girl Love | Kinkly

SEX WORK

Michaela Dunn’s Job As A Sex Worker Shouldn’t Overshadow Her Tragic Death | The Daily Telegraph

Sex For Rent | The Spectator

Why I’ve Paid For Sex And Why I Will Again | Vanessa’s Blog

The Sex Work Nobody Speaks About | Huff Post

Why You Really Love Strippers | Maxim Magazine

Who Says a Woman Can’t Win with a Sugar-Daddy Arrangement? | The Spectator

Sex & the Sydney Stabbing | The Spectator

RAPE, RAPE FANTASIES & RAPE PLAY

Having A Healthy Sex Life Post Rape | Vanessa’s Blog

Rape Jokes & Dealing With Trauma | Archer Magazine

Rapeplay | Cara Sutra Magazine

Rape Culture Writ Large | New Matilda

Stop Infantalising Victims! | The Spectator

Every Orgasm I Have | Daily Telegraph – RendezView

The George Pell Case: Survival Guide For Victims

I’m Sexually Healing From Rape Through Spoken Word | Huff Post

BODY SHAMING

Why We Shouldn’t Body Shame Men | Perth Now

FEMALE EJACULATION

The Squirting Princess | Huff Post

Spray | Vanessa’s Blog

SEX CENSORSHIP

The Freedom of Sexual Expression | Vanessa’s Blog

I Scream During Sex | Huff Post

What The F-ck Is Going On With C-nsorship For Snow-lakes? | The Spectator

The Silencing of Female Sexuality | Huff Post

SEX & POLITICS

LL Bojo The Spectator

Why Can’t Australian Politics Produce a Cicciolina? | The Spectator

Political Performance | Maxim Magazine

Down In The Polls But Still Up For It | The Spectator

Sailors and Half-clad Women | The Spectator

FEMALE SEXUAL PEAK

My Sexual Peak Is A Celebration | Rebelle Society

How To Make The Most Of Your Sexual Peak | Kinkly

Naughty Forties | Vanessa’s Blog

My Genitals Are On Fire | Huff Post

Morning Glory | Maxim Magazine

HOW TO BECOME A SEX WRITER

Political Correctness is Killing Men’s Magazines | WritersWeekly.com

The sex blogging industry has become woke – Vanessa’s Blog

How I Went From Burned Out Actress To Maxim Sex Columnist | Writers Weekly

How I Accidentally Fell Into Adult Copywriting | Writer’s Weekly

How To Land Work Writing For Men’s Magazines | Writers Weekly

SEX & HEALTH

My Vaginismus Is Not For Male Sexual Pleasure | The F Word

The Health Benefits Of Doing The Nasty | Huff Post

SEX & LITERATURE & ART

Femme Fatale | Vanessa’s Blog

How to Break the Internet With a Vagina and a Ball of Wool | Huff Post

Girlvert: A Porno Memoir | Vanessa’s Blog

Bestselling Book Love & Fuck Poems Hits UK | Huff Post

ONLINE SEX & SEX TECH

Sex Robots Offer Real Benefits To Society and Women | iNews UK

Men, Sex & Instagram | Maxim Magazine

Virtual Sex VS Real Life Sex | Maxim Magazine

Cyber Love | Maxim Magazine

FEMINISM & SEX

Can You be a Feminist and Still Fuck Men? | the Spectator

Orgasm Gap: What’s The Deal? | Maxim Magazine

Grow A Juicy Kickass Vagina And Stop Whinging | The Spectator

SPORT & SEX

Nick Kyrgios Is A Slut Shamer | Huff Post

Chris Gayle Owes An Apology To Journalist – Mel McLaughlin | Huff Post 

FEMALE PURITY

The Pure Female Lie | Vanessa’s Blog

Prudish women are cunts | Vanessa’s Blog

The Good Girl Lie | The Spectator

That Crackers Consent Ad? Blame The Left For Sanitising Sex | The Spectator

Christianity & Shame | Vanessa’s Blog

The Price I Pay For Being Sexually Liberated | Vanessa’s Blog

Consent is NOT like a cup of tea | Vanessa’s Blog

It’s Erotic If You Use A Feather | The Spectator

To Blow On Whom I Please | The Spectator

MASTURBATION & SEX TOYS

I Touch Myself | Huff Post

What Masturbating Has Taught Me | Vanessa’s Blog

Being a sex toy reviewer isn’t what it’s cracked up to | Vanssa’s Blog

Anxious masturbation | Vanessa’s Blog

Toothpaste? Check. Soap? Check. Vibrator Check | The Daily Telegraph | Rendezview

Womanizer shamefully makes Marilyn Monroe into a sex toy – The Spectator

MONOGAMY VS NON MONOGAMY