If you are thinking of necking yourself anytime soon – then this poem is for you!

What does one look for when ending their life?

A nice view?

Little pain?

Anonymity?

You can attain all of these with Melbourne’s selection of hotel rooms with un-barricaded windows.

Yes, that’s right! They may have put safety barricades up on the Westgate Bridge but in many Melbourne hotel rooms, it’s a suicidal paradise.

I call it the ‘Suicidal Package’ compliments of the Melbourne Hotel Industry.

So what are you waiting for?

Jump to it!

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