Marilyn Monroe came back as a man and is working as a skydiving instructor in New Zealand.

Jesus was reborn in Taiwan and died at the age of 3 – never knowing what a cross was. 

Van Gogh owns a brothel in Nevada and has finally worked out that whores prefer cash – not ears.

Diana Spencer was told “to stop behaving like a princess” somewhere in Singapore.

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Look around you. There is no such thing as a nobody.

Everybody is a somebody.