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there used to be a bloke

in Fitzroy

who had

a fetish

for soiled

women’s undies

he would

walk the streets

with a garbage bag

and buy

used panties

off the whores

i’m not sure

how much

the girls

charged him

per pair

but rumour has it

that if the panties were crusty

he was prepared

to pay more

i recently

visited Fitzroy

(after moving out

over a decade ago)

and was 

disheartened to find


used panties

have been replaced 


middle class mommies


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