The Satisfyer Pro Penguin was kindly sent to me by Nikki Darling. This was my first time using a Satisfyer and I was excited, after hearing so much applause.
The penguin arrived in discreet Australia Post packaging. Inside, was a beautifully wrapped parcel with a personalised note and a ‘Nikki Darling’ pin, promoting sex-positivity. (Which I thought was a really nice touch)!
THE LOOK:
Dressed to the nines in a hot pink bow-tie, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is cute and adorable.
THE FEEL:
His silicone body feels lusciously smooth and is a pleasure to hold whilst self-pleasuring.
THE SOUND:
The Satisfyer is a QUIET little Penguin. He does tend to get excited and make noise underwater. Because it’s a tough gig breathing through your nose!
THE DESIGN:
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin stands at almost 11 cm’s tall. He functions via the white button on his belly. He’s 100% waterproof like any fair dinkum penguin should be!
THE GRAPEVINE:
I was desperate to know how the Penguin would feel to me personally. I had read various opinions online about the product. With many comparing the penguin with cunnilingus. MEOW.
THE CHARGE:
After charging my stylish new friend via my laptop usb — it was time to run a bath, pour a wine and FINALLY discover what all these orgasmic females were raving about…
THE EXPERIENCE:
Using the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is pretty straightforward.
- Part your labia
- Place the nozzle of the penguin over your clit
- Press the white button on his belly to program
- And voila….!
The Satisfyer array of products (from Germany) work via air pulse, non touch (suction type) technology.
I wouldn’t really say that the Pro Penguin feels like oral sex. Actually, the feeling is pretty indescribable. But oh-so-pleasurable!
Within two minutes of using the Pro Penguin, I was orgasming like a mofo. Impressive! On the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 22nd time using the Pro Penguin, I was having mind-blowing multiple orgasms.
The penguin makes me climax on every single use. And coupled with a g-spot toy. My knees buckle and my toes curl.
THE BATH TIME VERDICT:
For women who primarily use their sex-toys during bath time like me. YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS TOY! In true penguin-style he performs underwater, better than any other toy I have ever used.
THE NON BATH TIME VERDICT:
It is suggested that one uses lube on their clitoris to make the ‘Pro Penguin experience’ more pleasurable — I strongly disagree. I have used the toy numerous times with lube and without. And I personally prefer it au naturale.
CONCLUSION:
My newest best buddy — Mr Satisfyer Pro Penguin, goes to work on my anatomy every evening, as I sit sipping a glass of wine. And I don’t intend to give him a boot to the curb anytime soon.
To purchase this fabulous specimen of a penguin for just $90.00 AUD.
Head to the wonderful Nikki Darling website now.
I am giving the Satisfyer Pro Penguin
5 stars (out of 5)
Product Info:
Materials: Silicone
Easy to clean
Functions: 11 pulse settings
Style: Strong, pressure wave stimulation
Power source: USB Rechargeable (charger included)
Manufacturer: Satisfyer
Origin: Germany
Other details: Waterproof
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Disclaimer:
I am compensated for ALL product reviews but it does not sway my opinion in any way, shape or form.