Jackhammer Jesus or J.J (as I call him for short) is a handcrafted, silicone dildo. He stands at 7.5 inches high and has a girth of just under 5.5 inches.
Although nailed to a crucifix, let’s not forget Jesus was ONCE a carpenter. And boy-oh-boy does he know how to use HIS hammer. Me fucking ow!
Priced at 69 bucks and available in 7 colors. Jackhammer Jesus isn’t one to miss! I give Jackhammer Jesus the PERFECT 10 (out of 5)
If Jackhammer Jesus isn’t your style:..
Then why not purchase:
Some Holy Water Lube
Or a …
There’s something for every sinner at Divine Interventions. Just make sure you repent with 7 ‘Hail Marys’ after each usage.
And if by chance, you end up in hell, I’ll buy you a beer at the bar!
I am compensated for ALL product reviews but it does not sway my opinion in any way, shape or form.