10 reasons why I would rather give a blowjob than have sex

I’m a blowjob enthusiast. 

I can have multiple orgasms giving a blowjob without a guy even touching me. The abuse men cop from women about their dicks and sperm is horrific.  From when boys are young, a great deal of their time is spent wiping up their spillages with tissues, socks and t-shirts.

Then they arrive in their teen years and are told by young girls that their semen is disgusting.  Who knows what effect this has on the male psyche?

Can you imagine how degraded a girl would feel if a guy ran to the toilet after performing cunnilingus to spit out her pussy juice because he claimed it tasted foul?

I have no idea how other females would react but I would be traumatised.  Well, this is happening to boys and men everyday.

When I’m with a man, I go out of my way to make him feel good about his penis.  I’ve put a list together on why I’d rather give a blowjob than have sex.

Reason one:

When I give a blowjob, I am in complete control.  I mean, where’s he going to go?  I have his dick in my mouth.  I could bite it off if I wanted to. I don’t feel as powerful during fucking.

Reason two:

I get as much enjoyment in giving a blowjob as guys get in receiving one.  Giving head causes me to have multiple orgasms.   I don’t necessarily have multiple orgasms during vaginal or anal sex.

Reason three:

Not every woman knows how to give a decent blowjob.  So men respond positively to my enthusiasm and skillset.   I have references.

Reason four:

You can’t get pregnant.

Reason five:

Clear goals.  Penetrative sex is too open-ended, pardon the pun! It has too many variables.  Whereas a blowjob has a beginning, a middle and an end.  And because I’m in control,  I orchestrate (to a certain degree) when that beginning, middle and end will be.

Reason six:

Blowjobs require less intimacy than fucking.

Reason seven:

I love men’s reactions.  The moans.  The tenseness of their legs.  The way they push my head down on their cocks.  It’s horny knowing that you’re responsible for giving someone so much pleasure.

Reason eight:

Blowjobs make me feel filthier than fucking does.

Reason nine:

I LOVE semen.  I’m obsessed by it.  I like the taste and texture of it.  I like it being sprayed over my face and breasts.  And I love swallowing.  Blowjobs allow me to be where the action happens.

Reason ten:

With sex I get to FEEL the beauty of a penis.  But with a blowjob I get to smell, taste, play and explore.   The blowjob is a celebration of the penis.